The global financial system the second the IPO goes live — T-minus never. Mars static · funding secured · candlestick warp · test pattern.
SPACEX IPO ▸ T-MINUS NEVER
$SPX :: IPO LIVE
$1,000,000
▲ +420.00% · VOL ∞ · HALTED
420%
DAY GAIN 🚀
Portfolio
✕
Your portfolio has performed an illegal operation and will be liquidated.
If the problem persists, contact your margin clerk.
⛶ click to fullscreen
Screensaver
Modes
Volatility
Tweet FrequencyNervous
Leverage Multiplier10x
Reality distortion
Scanlines (retro vibe)
Zero gravity (float text)
Mars interference
Engine hum (sound)
Options
What is this?
Elon Musk has said SpaceX won't IPO until there's a self-sustaining city on Mars. This screensaver visualises the exact second that day finally arrives and the IPO goes live — the moment the global financial system and the internet itself melt into hyper-volatility and cosmic static. It is a nostalgic CRT monitor crossed with a Bloomberg terminal on 100x leverage, rendered live on an HTML5 canvas and looping forever.
⚠ This is satire, not financial advice. No real market data is used and nothing here is a real quote or signal. It is just a web page — press Esc and close the tab to end it.
The four modes
🔴 Mars StaticRed-and-black CRT snow whose grains are tiny green up and red down arrows, with a rolling distortion bar.
🔵 No FundingA blue "no signal" screen with a bouncing box — hit a corner and a Falcon 9 launches.
🟢 Candle WarpFly through a starfield of green/red candlesticks while Elon and a Dogecoin drift past.
🌈 Test PatternSMPTE colour bars reading "SPACEX IPO: T-MINUS NEVER" that glitch every few seconds.
Hidden easter eggs
Type 4 · 2 · 0 and the screen floods green with a "420% Day Gain". Press M to summon a runaway fake stock ticker spinning past a million dollars. Press Esc and, as well as leaving fullscreen, a fake Windows 98 error appears: "Your portfolio has performed an illegal operation and will be liquidated."
Keyboard shortcuts
FToggle fullscreenSpacePause / resume1–4Switch mode4 2 0420% day gain flashMRunaway fake tickerRReset defaultsEscLiquidate & exit
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▸ Frequently Asked Questions
FAQ — The SpaceX IPO Screensaver
What is the SpaceX IPO Screensaver?
It is a joke screensaver that imagines what happens to markets and internet infrastructure the second the SpaceX IPO goes live. Because Elon Musk has said SpaceX won't go public until there's a self-sustaining city on Mars, the "T-Minus" counter is set to Never. It runs four looping CRT-style visual modes entirely in your browser.
What are the four modes?
Mars Static is red-and-black CRT noise where the grain is made of tiny green up-arrows and red down-arrows. No Funding Secured is a blue "no signal" screen with a bouncing box that launches a Falcon 9 on a corner hit. Candlestick Starfield flies you through a warp field of green and red candles with a giant Elon or Dogecoin drifting past. Launch Control is a glitching SMPTE test pattern reading T-MINUS NEVER.
Are there hidden easter eggs?
Yes. Type 4, 2, 0 to flash a "420% Day Gain". Press M to drop a runaway fake stock ticker spinning past a million dollars. Press Escape and, as well as leaving fullscreen, a fake Windows 98 error pops up saying your portfolio has performed an illegal operation and will be liquidated.
What do the sliders do?
The Tweet Frequency slider controls flicker intensity — at maximum the screen shakes like the market reacting to a real-time tweet. The Leverage Multiplier slider controls grain and speed, so at 100x leverage the static and candles move at blinding speed. Toggles add scanlines, zero-gravity floating text and Mars atmospheric interference.
Does it use real market data?
No. Everything is generated locally for fun — there are no real prices, tickers or signals, and nothing here is financial advice. It is a single web page built with HTML5 canvas and JavaScript, with nothing to download or install.
Is it free?
Yes, completely free. No account, no ads, no watermark. It is one of 145 free browser-based tools at jasperbernaers.com.