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UAP Analyst

Review real declassified military UAP cases — FLIR footage, radar tracks, pilot reports — and issue your official civilian classification. Our AI military analyst reviews your picks.

8 classified cases
5 classification options
1 deadpan military analyst
5 clearance levels to earn
🔭 cosmic observatory
About this tool
Are these real UAP cases?

Yes. All 8 cases are drawn from real incidents documented by the US Navy, AARO (All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office), and publicly released congressional testimony. The incidents include the famous Tic-Tac (2004), Gimbal (2015), and Jellyfish UAP (2023). The imagery is a stylized thermal recreation of the FLIR/infrared sensor data from those encounters — the actual declassified footage can be found on the AARO website and through FOIA releases.

What is the military analyst doing?

Each case has a purpose-written intelligence assessment for every possible classification. They're dry, bureaucratic, case-specific, and slightly unnerving — never confirming or denying anything, always referencing the actual incident details. The "PROCESSING" delay and typing effect are purely for atmosphere.

What is the Analyst Clearance Level?

At the end of all 8 cases, your picks are scored against the government's official verdicts (most cases are officially "Unresolved"). The scoring produces an Analyst Clearance Level from 1 (Skeptic Civilian — you said balloon on everything) to 5 (Area 51 Intern — you went extraterrestrial on everything). Level 3–4 aligns with the official government position.

Are the crowd statistics real?

The baseline crowd numbers are seeded from realistic distributions (no serious analyst says "balloon" on the Tic-Tac). Your votes are added to your local session. There is no backend — this is a fully private, no-tracking, single-file tool.

Frequently Asked Questions
Where can I see the actual declassified UAP footage?

The DoD has released several videos officially. The Tic-Tac, Gimbal, and GoFast videos are available on the Navy FOIA page and the AARO website. The 2023 House UAP hearing testimony (including the metallic orb photography) is available on YouTube via C-SPAN.

What does AARO actually say about these cases?

The All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office publishes annual reports. Their position on most well-known cases (Tic-Tac, Gimbal, GoFast) remains "unresolved" — meaning they cannot identify what the objects are, but also cannot confirm any extraordinary hypothesis. Most newly reported UAPs are ultimately identified as balloons, drones, or sensor artefacts. A small percentage remain genuinely unexplained.

What is the Jellyfish UAP?

The Jellyfish UAP is footage captured by a MQ-9 Reaper drone operating over the Iraq/Syria border region in 2023. The object appears to be a complex, luminous shape that moves over an active combat zone, descends into the water, and re-emerges. It was described in the 2023 House testimony as one of the more compelling unexplained cases due to the multi-sensor confirmation and apparent transmedium behaviour.